“I’d like some face wash please”

“Which one?”

“Ah, I’m not sure. The one I’ve had before was from before they revamped the packaging, there was only one”

“Was it this one?”

“Well, was that the one they had before?”

“I don’t know, I’m new”

“Can I smell it to see if it is the same?”

It did smell a little bit different, so I asked what the other one was like.

“This is the only one I’m aware of that we sell”

Aaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! MUST KILL!!